What did you say? Did you say it might never happen?

Yeh, it might never happen. Cheer up I mean. You always look so flaming miserable.

Happen? Fucking happen? What the fuck do you know about happen? I’ve got more happen in my little finger than you’ve got in your whole life you fucking jamrag vendor. Fuck you coming to me with happen. I’ll chip a piece of my happen off and stick it up your ripe, unhappened fucking arsehole. You fucking prick. I’ve had more fucking happen than you could ever dream of. I’ve had more happen than all your fucking lives strung up in a row. How fucking dare you ask me about happening. I’m ready to give you the biggest happen of your life. I’ll happen all over you you cunt. Happen.