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I shouldn’t have gone out drinking last night, but I did. I had around eight pints. The top brands of Korean beer are Cass and Hite – perfect for rhyming slang. I also had table-cooked barbecue, more droopy, crimson cabbage and enough garlic to Unwin Friends and Deinfluence Bastards. Walking home I had some trouble making it up the steep hill to our home and so woke up with an angry dead-leg. I limped to the bathroom, stood under some water for ten minutes, shat, wiped, opened my eyes, wiped again – went.
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I walked past The Hammering Man at 7.12am. The sloppy twat was motionless again. So, I scowled at him. He still didn’t budge.
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A couple of hours after this I was standing in front of eleven Korean business people, teaching them negotiation skills for six-and-a-half hours. That was hard.
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One of the students was a surgeon. I asked:
‘Why do you need a negotiations skills course?’
‘I need to negotiate with my patients before I operate,’ smiling.
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I hope I stay healthy for my time in Korea.
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Anyway, I came home twenty minutes ago with a murderous headache and asked my wife:
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‘If I have a bath, will you give me a blow job?’
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Last night I couldn't manage a hill - today I must have learned something myself.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

The Negotiator