One of the fascinating things about being in Korea is the surrounding cutting edge technology.

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Last weekend me and my family were in the COEX Mall in southern Seoul and stumbled on the Technology in Medicine Expo – TEXMEXPO. Amongst the stands one of the most intriguing was exhibiting new advances in understanding the biology of the brain and how personalities are defined.

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They were conducting a free personality analysis for interested attendees. Now, bear with me, as the following may sound more than a little fantastic. Amongst their findings they’ve realised that the tear ducts are a link to the brain and also, when probed correctly, can produce a kind of character map of an individual.

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Basically, this involved producing several teardrops which are then placed onto a kind of graded litmus paper. Each section of this litmus indicates a separate category of human thinking, determined as follows:

emotional intelligence - EI

analytical processing - AP

creative production - CP

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Now, the truly mind-blowing part is that the analysis is based on the eye colour of the individual; the darker the colour of each part the stronger the brain is in each of the areas. So, if Van Gogh had green eyes, we could safely assume that his CP analysis would be a very deep, near black-green.

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The photo attached below shows my daughter’s and my own outcomes.

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Coming soon: toilets.

Brain litmus analysis for subject A: 3-year-old cutie pie + B: 37-year-old fat lush.